Posted by
Dave Kooker on Friday, July 25, 2008 1:09:54 PM
There is not a day that goes by that a new group of victims are identified and demands that special privileges and rights should be bestowed to them due to the medical ‘xxxxxxxxxxxx’ condition, which causes a disability. Where can I join in on this sad-sack list of disabilities with my condition ‘Anal Glaucoma’? I did a quick search on my medical condition to see if it is an established disability but did not find it so maybe I can be special and have the notoriety of the condition possibly called ‘Kooker Anal Glaucoma’.
http://www.dol.gov/dol/topic/disability/ADA.htm
Lard butt (Obese) individuals are finding it easier to sue employers and the free market to accommodate their laziness and lack of ambition to control their eating habits. Simply claim their self induced disadvantage caused by obesity as a disability.
http://library.findlaw.com/2000/Feb/1/128328.html
Lazy and ineffective parents who refuse to discipline children cover-up their child’s poor behavior as a disability and force behavior modifying drugs down the youth’s throat. Government teachers challenged by intelligent children and children with bad behavior also call it a disease or disability and reinforce the application of behavior modifying drugs.
Attention deficit disorder increasingly common in older kids, CDC says
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/features/health/sfl-724adhd,0,5614276.story
Savage defends criticism of autism 'racket'
http://www.worldnetdaily.com/index.php?pageId=70278
What happens to all these children with their so-called disabilities when they reach adulthood? Are employers going to be forced to hire them and accommodate their disabilities (poor behavior) at the expense or high achievers? Will the courts have to interpret legislated law that forces leniency to convicted criminal activity because the individual has a disability?
With Barack Hussein Obama's plan to cover all Americans with an all inclusive National Healthcare Insurance, I am sure his administration will be more than happy to declare any medical condition a disability to make more Americans dependant on this parasitic tyrannical government. Since Barack Hussein Obama does not seem to want to stand in front of the American flag or any patriotic American symbols, he may want to also redesign the Department of Labor’s logo under his administration. I have a suggestion, how about a fat obese American bald eagle sitting in a wheelchair smoking a cigarette in one hand and a beer in the other hand with an IV inserted in one of it’s wings.
As I have stated before, I believe that I have the condition, which I have termed Anal Glaucoma. It is a very dishabilitating condition that is most common in the morning hours. Simply it is the medical condition where I do not see my tail coming to work. I will even volunteer my time to be observed by the CDC (US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention) to legitimize this condition so it can be added to the list of disabilities at the Department of Labor. The symptoms of the condition require compensation for watching large amounts of high definition television on a leather couch. The fever can only be lowered by subsidized air conditioning and cold beer purchased by money converted from food stamps. The symptoms can be very acute on Mondays.
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